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This what I imagine went down, Charlie wanted to take the girls to Mexico with him on some sort of bizarre excursion where they would be cared for by some of the youngest porn actresses in the business. And Denise rained on that parade as per fucking usual. Whereas Brooke was like “free trip to Mexico!”

Madku.

Damn, Charlie. Try to act like you’ve been here before.

The “play” button on that video is a little white arrow pointing at her boobs. Which seems to be a metaphor for the plot of that movie.

To top off the triply bad part, they aren’t even her step-children! He had those kids after divorcing Denise - they are her kid’s half siblings, but she technically has no obligation to them whatsoever.

She actually had a classy-as-fuck response on Twitter:

At least Charlie Sheen isn't my father. #winning

Shorter Charlie Sheen: Denise doesn’t put up with my bullshit.

Nah, it’s because he’s a tiger blood drinking wizard and she’s not. Instead she’s a responsible adult looking after his kids. HERETIC!!!!!1111!111!111!!

Yeah, but so many women’s careers are ruined because they’re “difficult to work with.”

From her Twitter: “Happy Dad’s Day! @charliesheen have a great trip in Mexico! Kids were disappointed u weren’t here for it- Hey we’ll celebrate when u r back!”

His career was the product of his family ties. Like the spoiled rich kid that never grows up and squanders away the family fortune, C. Sheen has squandered away his families acting legacy. He’s full of a drug-induced self-hatred that manifests itself in a this laughable superiority complex that is glaringly obvious to

That nasty smell left on your hands when you’ve been using plastic coated gardening tools all day and came across some cat shit.

That is what I thought, too! She helped that turd-burglar out more than once when he was in no form to even be a Dad.

Charlie Sheen. Always #whining

Him and Chris Brown and Sean Penn and Terrence Howard and about a hundred other vile douchelords currently enjoying fame and wealth. How any of them have careers utterly fucking befuddles me.

In certain cases, an insult from someone is more valuable than a compliment.

If Charlie lives long enough, he will wonder why his grown children want nothing to do with him.

What should be mentioned here is her reply to him via Twitter. Such class! Such grace! Go Denise!

It frustrates me that this mess of a human continues to have a career.