@barrywoods: Agreed, poor choice of words. But there are security apps that will wipe all data remotely and make the phone unusable, so it's 'bricked' from a thief's point of view.

"You're just dropping it the wrong way." - S. Jobs

@mattyvuvuBZZZZZ: A Texas Xmas card, am I right?

Can of beer on the counter = handcuffs.

@mattyvuvuBZZZZZ: And I present to you...Kelly Beemer.

@spookyxelectric: That's impressive. I know both the Droid and iPhone 3G use Gorilla glass. Don't know what the iPhone 4G uses. I know of people who've dropped their Droids in parking lots, and they keep on tickin.

@Kaiser-Machead: Tru dat. Lucky mofo is right. I went into shock the 1st time it happened. Picked it up, not a scratch on it.

@eCommArchitect: Amen, brutha. This is unadulterated FUD from a company trying to sell an anti-malware app for Android phones!

You realize there are security apps that will brick a lost/stolen phone upon request, right Giz? These are legit apps.

So now Aquaman can surf porn in his seacave? It's cool, but what's the use for this, again?

Have dropped my Droid several times on hardwood floors. Still ticking. No way am I going to give it a go on concrete, tho. Would likely look the same.

iPhone 4P - R Kelly edition.

This service will likely appeal to lots of casual gamers, and console gamers.

@KenK: +1

Just legendary. These men are so very lucky.

@Cooluser23: Agreed.

I think the bigger issue is the lack of ergonomics / safety that newer all touch interfaces are bringing us. More flat surfaces w/ lack of physical buttons/switches means more time spent looking at the controls & less time looking at the road. This will not end well. If we're going w/ high-tech interfaces, I think…

@djslipside: Protip: Don't read Giz at any school at which you're employed.

@gregg.schuster001: Don't let the door hit you in the ass. Thanks for playin'.

@allinthefamily: Guess it's a good thing I'm not a professional writer then, eh? Guess it's also a good thing I have a sense of humor and don't come to Gizmodo for 'serious business'. If that's what you're looking for here, I've got some sad news for you. You'd be better served sticking to the NYT. This is an…