Soon-Yi is not Woody Allen's adopted daughter, and never was. She is the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow and her ex-husband Andre Previn; the adoption pre-dates the beginning of the Allen/Farrow relationship, and his relationship to her was nmever anything more than "Mom's boyfriend.".

Somebody should revoke Dr. Luke's medical license.

Doesn't make the editorial staff of The Believer look very good, either; I'm pretty sure the word they're looking for there is "illicit."

The Vatican employs a full-time astrophysicist, you know. And Robert Oppenheimer was fond of quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita.

What I love here is that the magazine's title comes from the French motto Honi soit qui mal y pense—which, roughly translated, means "Shame on you who think evil of it."

Interesting to note that the Anderson Cooper studio did not use any special lighting for her; she is, in actual fact, surrounded by an impenetrable aura of mephitic darkness that no light can dispel.