Yea, but I bet he still came back for his next shift!

Yuengling Premium is better.

So does it mean that CBS can broadcast a game opposite a Fox home game, but Fox can't broadcast a game opposite a CBS home game?

NOTE: All games are in the early slot due to US Open tennis coverage. The usual rule against games airing opposite local home games is waived.

Wisconsin fans are wondering why Stave doesn't do what they always do whenever they have a case of the yips: Batter them and deep fry them.

Arsenal's Distinguishable White Boy Ranked:

I can't wait to read the Why Your Team Sucks about the New York Football Giants?

I think you are thinking of Bill Paxton.

It's been a rough summer in Ottawa for NHL stars. Back in July, Claude Giroux was arrested simply for trying to get Stanley's cup.

Hey everybody! My summer vacation starts right now. I will talk to you in September!

What needs to happen in this game just so that English fans can get their hopes up, only to be crushed again a few days later?

Exactly man. My one uncle is like 350 and in a wheelchair. He always gives me some spiel about his degenerative knee condition and how it causes him extreme pain to walk short distances. Or his complaints about how he has gained so much weight since being in a wheel chair. And I'm all like "Stop being lazy, brah!"…

That's what the dude said to me too on the El. But he still stole my hat and punched me.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

I wish. I haven't done archery in years. My consistency just wasn't there after I broke my finger.

easily the dumbest thing I'll read today.

Who's beating Germany?

Russia Today reported that it was an LAPD spy drone, but that doesn't appear to be the case. A Forbes contributor identified the model as a $959 consumer-level quadcopter. And Philadelphia Flyers fans have stated, "No, that's just way Mike Richards talks".

Don't listen to him. He's drunk anyway.