It's called the Seoul 2 Squeeze.

Dear Loser,

I feel like both teams should boycott.

I've done this testbefore.

But it's hard to blame Harper if he feels like he's getting mixed signals.

I think it is the lowered expectations factor. I once drank 16 JW Dundee's Honey Browns while on a crabbing boat. Each one more delicious than the previous.

If you're thinking, "I didn't even realize they still made Busch Light," then congratulations for having never spent any time in Oklahoma.

I thought Evan Turner was going to be a special pick-up.

An initialism is a type of acronym.

Marc Urkel Fleury.

I know many former athletes make smooth transitions as broadcasters after retirement. But there probably twice the amount fail.

Yea, his famous saying was not even close to what Austin 3:16 really says.

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married,

What do you mean? There was that call by Kerry Fraser involving Wayne Gretzky that happened last week.

First off Cherry has a history of race-baiting when it comes to the French-Canadians.

This whole thing is a lot of crepe!

Kaleta was playing for Rochester this year when he got injured.

You are the outsider. I'm not saying don't root for your team, I'm saying don't be an asshole about it.

Steve Downie once had a 25-game suspension. Do you think he would still be in the league if he caused a team to play 25 games a man short? Do you think Patrick Kaleta gets another 3 million if teams know he will cost them a roster spot each time he gets suspended?

Whoa! An overly sensitive guy from Pittsburgh! It must be a Wednesday! Or any day that ends in Y.