I’m concerned, but I like it.

And now a song to match the car:

This could quite possibly be the best photo of 21st century American automotive journalism.

Macao Blue is BMW paint code 250.

The GCC spec Chevrolet badged cars are really cool.

Do people down there put Pontiac logos on Monaro’s and VE’s or is badge engineering strictly an American thing.

There is a cop in my area that has a Procharged Pontiac G8, with Holden badging next on The Mods List.

GALANT!

I once saw a Honda Ridgeline with a bumper sticker that had a dick on it (nothing else, just a male phallus), along with a sticker of a Hillary Clinton with an implied dick in her mouth with the caption, “it’s your turn.”

Zebulon is also a kinda shitty town near Raleigh, NC. So yeah...

Good choices.

My mother’s second vehicle was a 1985 Toyota Celica GT-S liftback, a vehicle in which she loved. She got more speeding tickets in that car, over a three year period, than my grandfather has in his entire life. When she moved from Ohio to Alaska, she parked it behind my grandfather’s barn and kept it there for about…

The owner did a mild grass burnout on his way out, later in the afternoon. He was smiling from ear to ear. I almost didn’t see it because I was too busy talking to a guy driving his 300SL back to Charlotte.

Yes.

Alright Aziz, alright Eric, Imma let you have ya moment, but Zach Galifinakis had the best Kanye video of all time!

I wish I made $9.75 at Bojangles...

We have a 2014 Journey American Value Package with the dreadful 2.4 I4 paired with the even worse 4-speed auto, that we got as a company car. Since we got it in July 2014, 65,000 miles have been put on it. So, so, so bad.

You sir are dang right

Oh wait I’m goofin and gaffin right now, bet ya didn’t see that coming.

It is me, I am that joker. Just doin it for goofs and gaffs.