....because French design “is odd and quirky”. Fixed that for you.

Wow, classy professional headline.

So now “large and thin” are considered “awesome”. 

Wow, not just perfect but “bafflingly” perfect.

Wow, not just burnouts but “mad” burnouts.

“Anyway, Bishop says the SUV was later recovered...” The “anyway” is not needed. Let’s stop this trend of randomly using “anyway”. Its starts today.

“Heartbreakingly”?  Ok, that’s a new one. I can just picture ole Pete sitting at his desk thinking..”how cool is this car? How to describe it’s level of cool. I know...!!”  Let’s just invent words.

“...almost impossibly tight”? Wow, that’s some good writing.

“Let’s establish some ground rules before we get into this: Climate change is real.” What about all the evidince saying it’s not? Or is that also irrelvant because it doesn’t support your narrative? Opening your article with this claim and then trying to defend this loony “Green New Deal” proposal really does destroy…

Deeply soulful design?  Really?

“Shockingly”? Really? So this Lego truck caused you to react in a way that caused indignation, horror or disgust?

“mysteriously awesome”?  You people sure do overuse the word “awesome”.

I wasn’t “oddly” satisfied or “deeply” unsettled.  Why would I have been?

Wow, slick as hell?  That’s pretty slick.

Wow, not just detailed but “insanely” detailed.  That’s pretty detailed.

Wow, not just detailed but “insanely” detailed.  That’s pretty detailed.

Wallpapers which are so extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear so as to cause surprise or disbelief.

Not just a discount but a “ridiculous” discount.

Unpack? What is it, luggage?

“janky”?

Ending sentences with “though”...getting a little old. 15 minutes are up.