You are pretty close. The thing just writes itself.

Tell me he has a jet powered jalopy and constantly flips dimes into the hands of baffled bystanders (he thinks they’re stunned at what a big tipper he is)

I’m actually impressed with how this looks visually. In the old days, television continuations of animated movies looked.. uhhh. Cheap. I think that even held true for a recent How to Train your Dragon series. This looks like it just walked off of the film set. Granted it’s a hybrid live action/CG show, but still.

I mean even then, the answer is still that they’re afraid they’ll lose money.  The question comes from a POV of someone who has never been afraid of not having money and hasn’t ever had to live with consequences of having less money.  I’m not saying we need to cry for the poor studio execs, but just noting the…

There’s just way too many prepositions in it. All good memes mock preposition oversaturation.

I will watch whatever dogshit movie/show they put out with that character in it. 

Over saturate the market with content of wildly inconsistent quality? Sonic would never!

it’s just a funny combination of words to take seriously. there’s nothing more to get. it’s a dumb line that stood out.

I am breathlessly awaiting the Turner D. Century film.

“What’s going to happen if you do something brave?”

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

How did you get your’s to stand on its feet, mine just cave in when i put it down.

This is one of the signs of the end times isn’t it?

That’s what happens when you drop a series all at once.  The conversation ends the moment it premieres and only starts up again in advance of the new season. 

TIL there’s a Dodge Hornet

They never forget.

It’s been 15 years since they had one of those.

Exactly this. Also, the moral superiority complex that is inherent to these people. 

“empowering her to seek vindication of her free speech rights”

“As a sign of X Corp’s commitment to free speech...”