A more advanced Virtual Boy, in color.

A Virtual Boy Color Advance, if you will.

“Everything we know about the Nintendo Switch 2"

We all know what is coming next.

1995 was too soon, the technology hadn’t matured yet.

But it’s been nearly 30 years, the time is now.

For the Virtual Boy 2.

I get where the name idea came from, but Nintendo Super Switch just has a better ring to it. 

If the severance package was *good* you can be sure they’d be loudly saying so, to try to regain some goodwill in the face of this bad press.

fucking brutal, it’s disgusting

We’re already up to like half the number of layoffs for all of 2023. What an absolutely brutal industry. 

Spencer noted that this was a “painful decision” for Microsoft as a whole, clarifying that the company will “provide our full support to those who are impacted during the transition, including severance benefits informed by local employment laws.”

Even 1 hour of tree punching is too much.

Did you read the article? This is only about online play, you can still download from the store. Your comment is totally orthogonal to the article.

When a service costs not to run than it earns it’s going to be switched off. It’s simple. I’m also not sure that Nintendo gives a toss that you don’t have kids!

I know Jersey Mike’s, I served with Jersey Mike’s, and you Sir, are no Jersey Mike’s.

Executives need to justify their pay by making arbitrary decisions!

I work at shoprite, don’t make much more than minimum wage - and I can tell you at least in my store, on my shift those slicers are cleaned so well I’d happily serve my own grandmother anything off them. Not all of us are lazy and incompetent - in fact most of the people I work with bust their rears every shift.

This looks really freakin cool, but I cant help but get the feeling the folks in the video are stepping soooo carefully as to not fall over. If someone accelerates to walking, there is a counter deceleration by the treadmill, and then in reverse they stop walking, so they feel an acceleration under them by the…

This.   I love exploring your Cool Open World, guys.  But many of us have limited play time, so being able to spend that time exploring *new* stuff - rather than running back and forth and back and forth and back and forth through places I’ve been dozens of times already - is really nice.

“As for what this tech will actually be used for, it’s not quite clear yet.”

It’s going to be easy for Moriarty to catch you when you can only move in baby steps.

Man I could’ve used this tech last night playing Tales from Galaxy’s Edge or whatever, free roam VR makes me queasy and I can’t bear it for more than like an hour. Ever since Sabrina wrote this exact same article on Gizmodo 5 days ago, I’ve been thinking about how cool it would be and wondering what they’ll utilize it…

I don't necessarily agree. It *can* indicate that the world is boring, but oftentimes it's just that I'm doing a specific thing and I just want to get that thing done ASAP. Either I want the reward at the end of whatever I'm doing or I'm engrossed in the story being told and don't want to get distracted.