Now that you took the time to come into the article and write that super badass comment, you’re going to get so much pussy.

Here’s why I liked the review, weak “it wasn’t towards my particular preference of Zelda” arguments notwithstanding: I always always scroll to the bottom of Metacritic for reviews. Why? Most of the time (not all of the time) people with negative opinions are trying to actually say something. Positive reviews tend to…

I think there may be some sexual symbolism in this video, but I might need to watch it a fifth time to be certain...

As seen in the SNK documentary Aero Fighters

Bet you don’ ‘ave the bollocks to say that to his Lugia VSTAR deck

Some rando isn’t going to end up with the username “Markiplier” no matter how long they’ve been using Discord, etc.

Same here. I hadn’t been to Toxic Smell in over year but succumbed to cravings and it just tasted like... substance? Like the corn tostada in my crunchwrap tasted about the same as everything else. Veggies were terrible, too, despite looking fine aesthetically. I think fast food is purposefully bland to keep it cheap…

You’re right. I thought about this as I hit post, but it kind of circles back to my main point since that is someone other than Miyamoto controlling second parties. The mainline Mario games have a lot of different elements and tons of variance in the types of game mechanics used, the characters introduced, and the…

It helps that the casting felt “inspired” — to very much stretch the meaning of that term. Bob Hoskins and Leguizamo were a joy to watch (even though they apparently were having to knock back shots to make it through shooting most days). Dennis Hopper’s Koopa made very little sense motivation-wise but as a…

Metacritic’s review scores are fucking annoying in general because there’s always this desire to be the counter-current to whatever critics are saying. I see shit on there all the time like “10/10 — This movie wasn’t perfect but what did people expect????”

When it comes to actual review bomb efforts driven by places…

Not to nitpick since you’re raising a fair point, but that’s very much an “apples/oranges” comparison. Marijuana has an insanely low toxicity compared to alcohol just on a “lethal dose” measure and causes very few if any known chronic health problems (longitudinal studies are admittedly lacking but have made no strong …

I swear to god every single fucking one of these nutjob parents better be making sure their kids’ homework is done before they waste their time and everyone else’s on this inane shit “for the children”. Also, any time someone says something about “taxpayers’ money” you can damn well assume it’s coming from the gob of…

There will be physical copies available of the Xbox One version that will be resold at a lower price within 12 months time.

Cool, so I’ll see you in a year when the price has dropped to $35 and all the content that should have been released day one is now available.

Props for putting Majora over Ocarina, but are we really gonna leave out all the Game Boy classics from the “Mainline” designation? Link’s Awakening is easily right underneath Link to the Past in terms of quality and aesthetics. I’m also always curious to see where people rank Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks since…

They straight up give you an RPG just a few minutes before this fight in the old one. Plus you’re able to get your first magnum upgraded to crazy damage before you fight the X thing in the basement (in the part that was cut from the remake). That game had such a good progression to it. Highlight was getting the OP…

I can be a very picky film person (even though I love my campy crap) and this movie delivered on multiple key visual and story areas — ones that have otherwise become hollowed out of most tentpole movies (and wannabe tentpoles) over the past decade and a half.

For one, the cinematography blended the CG elements really…

I’m sorry, butthurt weirdos, that the new RE4's bad voice acting isn’t in the proper spirit of the old RE4's bad voice acting.

More honest PR: “We’re looking into firing our writers but want to be sure they train the ML text generation script long enough for it to handily take their jobs”

Or that it’s closely ripping off something enough to feel “unique” unless you’re able to see the sourcing parallels, as is the case with advanced procedural art generation scripts like Midjourney. So you either get shameless theft or repeated meaningless gobbledygook forever!