Let me get clarification from you that you’re referring to leaderboards ranking users’ microtransaction spending on crappy Chinese mobile games? Do you have an article or something where I can read more about this?

Based on the thumbnail I thought this was Brie Larson and Andrew Garfield.

Better than Stewarts in Huntington, tho?

The design language on these screams “Clearance Aisle at TJs”

Police are the largest and most well-funded criminal organization

Well, famously, the batteries on a Tesla only spontaneously reignite days after you’ve crashed it doing 40 over while on FSD.

Let me reassure weirdos in the grays that trans people don’t want to have sex with you. Nor do they wish to be privy to your weird icky hangups/fantasies. They just want to live.

This is like a bar catching fire a week after it lost its liquor license. WHAT A SHAME FOR ALL THAT MONEY TO DISSAPPEAR THROUGH OUR FINGERS RIGHT AFTER WE SAID WE COULDN’T PAY IT BACK, YET!!

Not replying directly to any FUCKING ASSHOLES, but here’s some facts:

I think the justification for “millennial” is that you had your formative years sometime around 2000. So being 7 years old is cutting it close, but 3 years old seems legitimately like “I barely remember the year 2000, if at all”

Only person I’ve seen do it legitimately is Dunkey, and he managed to do so in four minutes and with only one genuine joke, while still playing the whole thing off as comedy.

“both sides” ism is also an easy anthem to march behind for Gen Zers. They forget how much of a whiplash it was to go from Clinton>Bush>Obama. It’s so easy to piss on familiar figures like Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi these days (for both valid and invalid reasons), but Barack Obama was an unknown…

Pulling new evos from the leak like

Holy shit what a clown show. We’ve been seeing this more and more lately between folks like Trump and Musk and Kanye: when all the handlers are fired, no one is left to tell the manbaby not to do the ridiculously childish and short-sighted thing, despite there being hundreds of different professions out there created…

“Theater Kids PERFORMING!!!!!” is the perfect descriptor of why Critical Role never meshed with me. Mega loads of talent on that roster, but when YOU ALL TALK OVER THE TOP OF EACH OTHER AND THERE’S EIGHT OF YOU it becomes a little difficult to absorb anything, ok?

Having previously followed Carly Monardo on a certain bird platform that shall remain nameless, I can assert that she is a joy and has a completely unique sense of humor. She’s also an amazing artist!

Conservatives started their fantasies of fetus personhood as a response to abortion advocacy, not the other way around. For millennia, humans have understood that a fetus that is still gestating is nowhere near the same thing as a child that is healthy and likely to survive into adulthood. Hell, there are cultures…

He’s pre-emptively preparing his workplaces for a fully automated future. Bladders will be made obsolete in a future update.