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Well, it’s certainly not his rotting corpse. We know this because he left detailed instructions for his burial.

‘The proles are not human beings,’ he said carelessly.”

Ahh yes. Nothing screams “designer created” these days quite like one half-baked character design concept superimposed lazily across every possible licensed IP on the planet. Thanks, Kaws!

25 years later, I feel completely validated that my attempt to copy the logo on notebook paper came out to almost this exact level of quality. Never give up on your dreams to be a professional doodler, kids...

Ok but the spong monkees tho

True on all accounts. However, I expected to see some sort of mention of people isolating more during quarantine and then taking more risks once they returned to “normal” schedules.

You make an excellent point. I would add that while many journalists want their name to be recognized, they don’t go about it like high schoolers seeking to make themselves into some lame Deepthroat/Q-Anon type social media account leaking banal information like new game titles and release dates. May as well name

Wow a statistic for 2021 shows a wild variation from the year before it, but for *some* reason not the year before that. Did ...something happen in 2020 that maybe could have affected people’s routines?

Even more to the point: WoTC are partially building their case on the fact that not only is the Star Frontiers work derivative and infringing on things they tangentially own the rights to (i.e. IP squatting), but the work is being done in a demonstrably problematic way. These types of character statements don’t

*Name checks out*

The world was largely post-monarchy by the mid-60s, so now I guess we’re post-post-monarchy in that we can no longer fathom why we should give a funk. I get that it’s the “end of an era” but I’m more mourning the idea of having to look at Alfred E. Newman as king in media coverage than the quiet death of a soft-spoken

I appreciate the tweaks they gave to it because The End fight is one of my favorite boss battles of all time.

I know it’s obvious but you don’t have to have gay sex or even any sort of sex to be infected with HIV... You can even be born with it. This is beyond infuriating and crossing into the realm of completely confusing. It’s a profoundly stupid decision, so that means we can fully expect the current Supreme Court to

To add to your point: when you know people aren’t doing well or have recently gone through a lot, check in on them. Just listen and see how they are doing. Even if you don’t really know them that well, it makes a huge difference.

I’m so sorry to hear about your mom. I’d bet money your gf will come away fine and healthy. If I’m wrong you can come kick me in the balls to make yourself feel better. Thank you for sharing your thoughts, honestly; it’s a really hard story to process, and it helps seeing others going through the same experience.

I’m sure these same folks were really upset when Saruman’s robe wasn’t rainbow colored in the movies like it was in the books