Be careful because there’s actually been dickety cases of belt-related onion infections so far. Public health officials have to say “dickety,” of course, because Kaiser Permanente has patented the number “twenty” anytime it’s used in a healthcare context...

It’s really cool to have a monster debut in Unite, and it’s a good way to generate crossover appeal for those (like me) who typically play just the main series. But a giant squirrel isn’t really the level of hype I would be expecting. Surprised they didn’t commission a design for some cool ghost-type Pokemon in order…

These are all fair gripes and tbh I didn’t notice too many of them, including the Deku link physics changes. The zora control/magic change works fine for me, for example, but I know that was one of the thornier changes they made.

I don’t know jack about IT other than what I write about for clients, but based on that knowledge, it does seem like having to complete a database check-in just for log-ins is what’s murdering the servers’ ability to keep up. I feel like usually authentication these days would be handled in a micro-service fashion,…

The key difference is that with GamePass you actually get *new*-ish games. I love the classic titles on the NES/SNES library, but the N64 one needs some work before I’m enticed.

I think the changes MM were great, whereas I feel like the art style on OoT looks cheap and cartoony (yes, even when compared to the N64 original graphics), so I’m not sure about the controversy you’re mentioning. Was it the Zora swimming controls? The changed clock counter? MM is one of my favorite all-time games,…

Here’s a deal: YOU’LL GET THEM FOR FREE WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!!!

“Essentially I’m not sure what society is doing to solve this obvious threat of radicalized white nationalism.”

No dude that’s clearly Kanye at the Donda listening party

For a moment I was thinking that the clunkiness of doing the measurements in feet is part of what preserves D&D’s original musty-basement wargaming roots, right up there with how asinine THAC0 was. BuUUut, part of the clunkiness of D&D that’s still preserved in 5e is that many calculations were originally in yards,…

I recommend following @internetofshit on Twitter if you want regular updates on how shitty the future is getting thanks to IoT crap

If you took a moment to do some research, you’d realize that that’s not how 99.99% of other licensed movie projects work. Cawthon is not someone with professional movie production experience. The licensee holding up the entire production is not typically allowed, and having final cut control is absolutely asinine. It…

“Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm...”

Yes I was thinking it’s more #9 than Rest

I think the assumption is that this title will be more robust and polished than the previous web/mobile-only Nick Brawl titles. People are also hankering for more Smash Bros clones, especially ones that actually have decently well-known characters to crib from.

I know this is tongue in cheek, but don’t give any imaginary roles to fuckhead abusive Shia Laboeuf. And I could do without Grimes now that she’s become a full-blown brainwashed libertarian, but also mehh maybe she’d be good on the mic. I do admit I like some of her vocals, although it’s her production that always…

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