What was so confusing about the New Nintendo 2DS XL ...And Knuckles?

I recently was gifted a Wii U — which I’ve incidentally been enjoying the shit out of — and I’ve named my Mii “Wii-Uboo”. Felt pretty good about that one every time I hit a Splatoon lobby. :D

I, for one, can’t wait for the XxXBox1XSeriesXTheBoxxy1x360x1080kickspinolliexFalloutBoiLuvvaxRasta420x69XxX

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I’ve decided that I love Crocky dearly and will defend him to the last

Those poached eggs look perfect. I’m sure every bit of that meal is delicious, but you gotta admit, it’s not plated the best. Keeping the beans on the side is a good idea, at least.

People bitch about the beans, but no one has shit to say about the black pudding? Look it up if you aren’t familiar. Also, what’s the disc under the eggs and on top of the bread? Looks like a perfect little hash brown pancake/latke. Almost like those plastic toy foods you get for kids’ play kitchens.

Well, in fairness, nearly all forms of human interaction online invariably devolve into trolling, dick pics, and/or some form of white supremacy. If your company can’t afford to [won’t commit the resources to] moderate every single action, it’s best just to say “fuck it” and go hands off [not offer those features at…

My complaint was that I can’t digitally add funds to their wallet or a game to their collection, like you can with Steam. Having to write a download code on a physical piece of paper, then hand it to someone, then expect them to type in the code, is a pretty damn archaic process. And no, buying a gift card from a…

Oh good my rep is on there thank god. Pardon me, I think I may go make a flight of all the various liquids under my sink.

I legitimately think that Nintendo was traumatized after the Wii U shat the bed and they wanted to strip out anything that made the console less focused on putting in a cartridge (or pressing A on a title) and playing games. No street pass. No fun menu themes. No customization or sorting. No Netflix. No browser. No…

The guy who made absolutely no effort to renew the INF treaty is, indeed, bad at international diplomacy, especially when he openly converses with the worst foreign government actor in closed doors meetings and visibly shows reluctance to enforce sanctions against Russia.

Why did you use an art asset from a 2014 game to talk about 1994? This is the droid you were looking for:

Wait when was I supposed to do this

You whispering to not wake up the kids while you record would make it a combo unboxing/ASMR ad revenue scam I MEAN VIDEO.

Yeah I’d be curious to hear those data points, as well. I know certain old tech is harder to find, like chargers for a 3DS and such.

It’s also ludicrous for them to keep charging $39.99 for digital versions of games like Alpha Sapphire, which is going to be six years old in a few months and regularly goes for less than $20 on ebay for a physical copy.

And Redd Foxx before them.