So someone with one arm playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars" well on a guitar is better than another playing "Eruption?" Just because it's more difficult?

Try with sound next time. He explains everything.

Curious why the first one? I thought many of the others were much more interesting.

I actually bought a pair of S9s a while ago and liked them fairly well (returned them for Orange Box... shows how long ago). Every time I think about getting Bluetooth headphones, they are up there at the top for possibilities.

Any have recommendations for Bluetooth headphones (stereo)?

OpenOffice is just as slow as Office. Probably why it's not mentioned.

Being a banker would suck. How would you hold all those bottle caps?

You're either desexualized or oversexualized. Which is it?

"Sport" is one of the hardest things to define. What makes a game into a sport? Is NASCAR a sport? Is competitive eating a sport?

Woah now. I think she's a shallow woman who won't ever find love too, but let's not get carried away here.

Excellent news. I was wondering what phone I would get come Dec when my contract expires.

I hate when I misquote songs. Oh well.

Nice Deltron 3030 reference. They should bring out the Droid Brain Matter.

I see that. What a dick.

I bet he sits on his couch in his underwear, scribbling on his iPad to cover the play.

If it's folded in half, it's heading for the trash.

I never understood those who felt less of a man if the woman earns more. I hope my wife makes more than me, then I more than her, then her more than me... and so on... and so on.

Well, it's kind of his job.

Exactly. An apology should not have anything to do with the person you're apologizing to, but everything to do with you and why you're apologizing.

Interesting theory. Perhaps you can help me: