He did say even at dimmest setting, it was too bright. I can attest to that. I had an alarm clock and turned it down all the way, but it's still way too bright.

Should have gone with the obvious "streak through the building naked" stunt.

The guy who put a camera in the back of his head and this chick should have sex.

My wife and cat would upset the app and give false witness.

Ugh, the "an" in the name prevents me from trying/buying it.

Good start, but needs more functionality, like different widgets (Calendar?). Also, can the message app use Handcent? I assume the e-mail can use K9.

I hope they got extra credit.

I just untied my shoes and now I can't tie them back.

If I ever got a virus, I'd feel dirty until I reformatted.

This article really doesn't have the same impact without the inline pictures.

I disagree, Zen. You're putting arbitrary rules for selling content on the iPad. You should know that's Apple's job.

"Brother-in-law's little sister" .... You mean, "sister-in-law?"

That's one hell of a cockring.

Save the neck for me, Clark.

I know I'm going to let my kids play games, but I never thought about how much. I plan to be a responsible gaming father for my gaming children (using parental controls).

@RyanBaer: I agree. "Just because mommy needs to write a new book" doesn't justify their hobbies to be cut out.

@jackburnt: Wow, it worked! I was able to install "Wheel of Riches."

@demarcmj: That's what I figured when I clicked "More" and got an error.

Having issues installing an app. Keep getting a Javascript issue. Anyone else?

That last picture has a Spider-Man cosplayer.