Funny, my go to song this year has been Killing in the Name since describes the racist tenancies of this administration and presents the best course of action.

And if that doesn’t work, may I recommend “Down Rodeo” as a backup plan?

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

What a Kant.

I’m actually surprised they haven’t decided to troll Spanish-speakers by adding a page at www.whitehouse.gov/espanol that just said “aprende inglés.”

And you’re surprised?

Yeah, I think people need to be accurate here.

Yep.

The guy committed a crime by being here illegally. Deportation is the right punishment and he should live in fear. Just like if you committed a crime and feared jail time. It’s the same thing. This is coming from an immigrant who came here LEGALLY.

It’s kind of amazing to see people falling for his cynical, self-serving exploitation of their sympathy. But I guess at least he had a green card; most of the sob stories are just people who flat-out came her illegally, sometimes multiple times.

Yes, it must be terrible, just awful, to possibly face the legally proscribed outcome of your felony wire fraud. Actions have consequences, and defrauding your employer for hundreds of thousands of dollars means go to prison, then gtfo.

It is because he is a criminal who was convicted of wire fraud because of fake mortgage applications.

This is so damn stupid, Junior. There are pictures of Hitler with Jews, Muslims, and blacks. I’m not saying your dad is Hitler, but yes, he is basically Hitler.

Oh come on, you could have said:

Unions are totally Metall.

Yes, but are they getting $1,000 one-time bonuses, the greatest benefit that any worker can hope to attain?

This is what a first world country looks like.

It’s doubly tragic that people need to be held accountable and subsequently punished. Yet nobody will and we’ll have an entire generation who will suffer as a result of this.

God advised her that campaign finance laws have become harder to circumvent and that she wouldn’t be able to syphon off funds for personal use as easily as in the past.

As someone who was smack-bang in the target age group for the show and first two movies (and still attended a free screening of the third), I have to be honest with you all and myself: This stuff was funny, and funnier than it should have been. There was something about their particular stunt ideas, and chemistry as a…