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I agree. As a recovering addict I think marijuana will do everything an opiate can but without the risk of addiction. Unfortunately since you don’t have to be a chemist or anything fancy to produce strains that can target specific concerns big pharma will never allow it. It makes me sick that the answer is right in

Fox News wants people to know that Geraldo’s views don’t reflect their own. Wow, that is a burn on somebody.

I propose we remove Geraldo’s moustache via CGI, a la Henry Cavill’s. Then we just remove Geraldo’s image via CGI. Then we just remove Geraldo altogether.

Now this guy gets it

Petty joke junction!

Sure, you laugh, but look how Jared solved the mideast.

“News is a flirty business”

haha, touche!

Well, I don’t really care what they want at this point, since they’ve exhibited no awareness of what I want, and I’m an American citizen, and they’re supposed to work for me and my fellow Americans.

Notice how he never defines the “issues”? That’s because the only interpretation of that disgusting display is that the “issue” is Muslims, but he can’t say that now can he?

I suppose they ask you to drop pants and take a whizz on the desk, then the rest of the interview is you convincing the interviewer that you did not in fact just shit on his desk.

Every spokesperson to show proof they had their Jiminy Cricket killed before taking the job.

The ability to continually deflect answering the question is somewhat amazing. Horrible, black-hearted, soulless, evil and will probably doom this nation but... kinda amazing. I wonder what the job interview was like?

Andrew Lack’s statement earlier today (with my emphasis added):

Is reading comprehension really that much of a lost skill?

If there’s no quid pro quo, then the NFL could just *do* this and make the donation and show they’re committed to the issue. The fact that there’s negotiations in play and that the NFL almost certainly isn’t going to make any such donation without some “agreement” of “understanding” with the protesting players makes

Not sure who to trust here. I mean, one of these guys is obviously a plagiarist.

That photo represents an awesome display of defensive force and staying power.