You splash paint on an eyelid for art and self, I’d rather spread peanut butter on bread for a poor child. I prefer the art of selflessness.

I follow Judo and appreciate a good meaty ear. It’s a sign of intensity and badassery.

Shit, I’m sure he reached that number in each trip through the Miss Universe contestants’ dressing room.

You can tell because his voice is all wrong, too.

I didn’t say you should care. If you want to keep conforming to someone else’s view of how you should look so that your self-esteem is undermined while filling their pocketbooks, then keep on wasting your time and our Earth on products that hurt your skin, body and well-being.

The payoff to that vid made me LOL. Well done, indeed.

Just make sure the next guy isn’t Colin Kaepernick.

So give `em a few exceptions (time-outs) per game.

I remember college basketball before the shot clock. That shit was tedious a f, too.

“Where’s OJ?”

“Who the fuck is James Cordon?”

That has to be the greatest prank of all time.

It’s an organic coffee ground to a fine Turkish grind powder, with raw sugar and half-and-half, prepared with love.

Remember when Barry Bonds wasn’t allowed to play after having a spectacular year?

But that’s the thing about billionaires, they don’t feel for anyone, they only care about money.

It’s like that Daniel Tosh joke about his hoping the founding fathers gave each other a wink as they signed “All men are created equal.”

My wife is elegant, trim and beautiful, all the more so because she embraces her natural beauty (though she tried to wear makeup on our wedding night — that was the last of that). It also saves time, money, her skin and the Earth, itself. And we’re teaching our daughter that she is beautiful how she arrived in this…

The void is not awe-inspiring, it’s what’s beyond the void that is beyond words.

The defense in the NFL is always rewarded for destroying the offense’s players.

This is how the Nagual works, It starts with one related idea and then takes you on a journey to a beautiful place that you never even imagined — much less intended — you would end up at.