Aside from my gripes, re: the casting and how spectacularly white it is

When does it come out? Wanna go down town and buy it when it's done.

Welcome to shitty humans, the species that will do anything and everything in the name of greed.

Both

Aiming too low. New Red Dead on all platforms.

I fully support Benzies in this... unless R* decides to release RDR for PC. If that happens, then I fully support R*.

You should, the first Dark Souls is a Masterpiece.

Yeah I hope for Armored Core to return. About ripe for that.

I want to see an Armored Core game as expertly crafted as the Souls games. Most of the AC games after the PS1 era sucked.

Hmmm... it couldn’t be...

“building better death traps for your settlers”

But will the beard fit inside the Oculus?!? D:
lol jk

The slim chances of successfully putting cancer in remission after chemo therapy is also off-putting but for that improved quality of life you do what you can do.

I’m of the opinion that people need to use more donut-based analogies.

Haircut would require hair. And the beard is coming back!

myself, sadly

They are smashing any remaining particulate, and then smearing it around. Barbarians.

You start wiping in a sitting position and slowly stand more erect as you remove additional shit in subsequent wipes, so that at the end you’re standing up straight, clean as a whistle and ready to beat the world.

Wipe while sitting down? How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down? You mean crouching? I think this whole thing is based off of how people interpret the phrase “sitting down.” If you were actually still sitting on the rim of the toilet it’s impossible to get into dat ass to wipe. I selected “while standing up” but…