The jackets are pretty dope

I don't have to feel guilty when I throw away the cotton gloves? Oh good, I guess I won't just wash them.

Gravity is actually the weakest force.

I cannot believe you didn’t work this in somehow.

It’s not as impressive in real life. $10K and $2K

Honda Fit!

People don’t have any problems parking them in the city, because they aren’t the ones inconvenienced by lack of visibility, massive loss of parking spaces (many of the people with work trucks/van here own a SECOND car that they move into the parking spot for their truck/work van during the day), noise pollution, road…

No, but I'd be curious to watch wood rust.

I have the same lights on my scooter 😂 🛴

Ad none of the proceeds from sales go to charity. It's also LESS than last year

I am starting to think that wifi may give you some kind of brain disease, judging by the proliferation of idiocy

My dad at one point just left the driver's side buckled and sat on top of it all the time. "Uncomfortable" is I believe the only explanation I got (he is overweight).

The newest Miata I sort of fit in, but the top of the windshield blocks a lot of my vision. I'm 6'

I think they're gorgeous

Ding ding ding!

Is that a Yellow Lantern logo on the side?

I am trying to wait for the design lab to open to buy my second series x controller. 

Bingo bango. They guarantee me 5 an hour in tips, the new people they guarantee 10 in tips, but pay them 2 less.

For the record, I am 6 foot tall, which makes that a *does math* FUCKING BIG TIRE!

Happy Birthday Torch! You got me to read Jalopnik. You inspired me to drag my girlfriend to the Lane Motor Museum where we had an amazing time. I will ALWAYS read an article with your byline.