Bingo bango. They guarantee me 5 an hour in tips, the new people they guarantee 10 in tips, but pay them 2 less.

For the record, I am 6 foot tall, which makes that a *does math* FUCKING BIG TIRE!

Happy Birthday Torch! You got me to read Jalopnik. You inspired me to drag my girlfriend to the Lane Motor Museum where we had an amazing time. I will ALWAYS read an article with your byline.

Exactly! Someone’s gotta clean the floors. Why can’t they make enough to have a family and a good life? Why do we have to constantly cycle people through "menial" work? Why not have someone that is just the best damn canned food stocker in the county, and just keep them?

I work in the casino industry. What you may not know is that dealers are a tipped position. It's around minimum - $10 per hour plus tips. They have convinced most (or enough) of the dealers that unions are a terrible idea, and that they'd somehow make less money.

Loving this so far. My girlfriend has latched onto this! She’s way more into it than I am, I’m loving it!

Can we stop calling them half/three quarter/one tons? Since they're not even close anymore?

What's a spotter?

And $1000 is honestly high. 70" 4k is under 600 and closing on 500, 65" is almost to 400, and those are HUGE

*hug* I hope you get whatever help you may need. I was there bad last year. 

Hey now

Thats what I always tell people when they say I'm being spied on. "I know, but I'm not important enough for them to pay attention"

If you're thinking about going back and watching the animated Speed Racer from your childhood, don't. Watch the Wachowski movie, it's what you remember.

No, Valerian is fuckin awful.

Everyone else does boarding wrong. Southwest is closest to ideal. It's always so damn fast too.

Southwest boarding is the smoothest quickest boarding in the industry. Everyone else does it wrong.

https://jalopnik.com/the-1-7-million-mclaren-elva-doesnt-need-a-windshield-1839829286

Pretty sure Bradley wrote that article too

eScooter! This is my main vehicle. 

I know it does it based on key and outdoor temp I think (she said it had winter summer) I'm sure we're close to predicting what you want at this point