That’s how shit those tires look? 

I couldn't figure out that sentence either

People copy stuff from here too! I just sent torch a site where they just copied one of his articles, byline and all!

Was it FIRST Robotics? I was team 122!

That's nearly 3 months of full time work weeks, assuming he read the book with no errors to edit!

My alarm clocks might have one? I never turn them on, so that doesn’t really count.

I thought backyard drive in was David?

“some jellybean looking CUV”

I thought those said Slut Life. That explains a lot of the pissed off guys when I asked how they liked being cuckolded

Maybe some better colors

“kind of like a frog”

There’s a bright blue Corolla hatch near me, it’s gorgeous!

Do you know a pastor from West Chester? That seemed specific. Perfect example!

I agree with you on pretty much all of this, but the EcoSport specifically is ugly. Currently looking at new cars, keep coming back to the Kona and the CX-3

Are you rural? Because that can be common in rural areas

It almost looks like a weird Lamborghini re body

How did you find that out, 120 or 240V?

Lol. They aren’t good at that either. Husky honors their lifetime warranty though, they replaced an S shaped screwdriver, no questions asked.

Now I’m hearing: