I hope you are able to go with all this crazy crap going on.

I didn't realize until weeks after the Philadelphia Radwood that it was you and someone else handing out the Jalopnik stickers, I thought you were just some fans from the site, as I assumed you would have had a booth or at least a table or something. 

FUCK!

I wish our liquor stores were open :(

I had a modern (after 2000) scooter with a Kickstarter if the battery was dead. It was damn near impossible to get going but it worked.

I have never seen the formatting buttons. Not once.

Robertson would be even fancier, or maybe a Tri Wing

This is how the Midwest/West is gonna end up completely fucked.

The tires look like plastic.

Please tell me you just bagged that for the picture.

True, plus it sucked so bad when you got him, “here’s a bunch of lives, bye!”

“Players quickly found weak points in the map design that allowed them to get underneath the floors, rocks, or inside the walls of buildings for stealthy cheating that’s hard to counter”

Yoshi is in Super Mario 64 ;)

Yes, there's really nothing wrong with it. As long as you're not putting it in there with like actual poop still on it. It's for sanitizing, not cleaning.

I want this, but $41 still seems crazy. I’m still pissed about my Power A Wireless pro controller not having motion control, the other stuff I could do without, but I use the motion control every once in a while.

I want this, but $41 still seems crazy. I’m still pissed about my Power A Wireless pro controller not having motion…

I live in Philadelphia, and I want to scream at people when I walk my dogs. No one seems to understand “stay the fuck home." My girlfriend and I seem to have it, with relatively minor symptoms, and will hopefully be 100% soon.

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These are great flasks, I have 4 in different colors. Coleman branded though (seeing a Stanley logo on that green is odd). Not sure why you need 4 2oz shot glasses for an 8oz flask though :)

These are great flasks, I have 4 in different colors. Coleman branded though (seeing a Stanley logo on that green is…

I thought that was the one you promised you wouldn't sell? Or was that someone else's car on here?