I might have a pair of cargo pants

They weren't letting people get in it at Philadelphia auto show

I was just at the Philly auto show, at the Chevy booth they were having a quiz game.

I'm 34 and I've worn slip on Skechers for around a decade. Fuck laces

When they’re dead they’re just hookers, Cyril!

I remember one was proof of residence, so any piece of mail, I brought a Game Informer.

Oh, New Mexico?

What?

Real ID took maybe a half hour at my DMV (PemnDOT)

It’s face down ass up...

Ok. That explains why, so damn weird thougb

What? Really? How, in the.. why? What?!?

“the most incredible dash-mounted shifter (which moved a giant lever to shift the transmission that sits in front of the engine)“

If I had garage space I'd be begging him for the Scimitar.

Dammit! I was gonna make that joke.

It's all good. Kinja is a bitch trying to figure out threads!

Oh. Apparently I do have a gag reflex.

Ugh, I had a car that would pop out of third. Pain in the ass, I feel you. I think it turned out we missed putting in a little ball that held it in place when rebuilding the transmission. Luckily was able to fix it from inside the car. Just took off the shifter.

If lights are mandatory why aren't they just programmed to turn on with the ignition?