That’s the thing about Donnie. He’s out of his element.

I’m sure that pedantry is banned from the afterlife.

Duly noted. But since this is “fake news,” let’s assume the fantasy has a happy ending, mmKay?

Jefferson Bureaugard Sessions III is worse than Betsy DeVos.

There’s so much to unpack here. Have you noticed that it’s harmful federal intrusion when trying to protect civil right but if a state legalizes pot that state is over stepping?

Header photo: Please, please, PLEASE, will someone stop insisting on trotting out Barron for photo ops. The poor child is consistently miserable at having to be Dad’s token familial prop. Just LOOK at him! Dejected doesn’t cover it.

I about lost my damn mind over some of the coverage I saw of that. “Melania Trump had to remind her husband of this during the pledge”...for fuck’s sake, don’t sugar coat it. The fucking president can’t manage what millions of first graders do every morning.

So SAS can’t believe someone has the high profile and well paying job he does, despite the fact he clearly sucks at it and seems to be almost universally despised.

Obviously if a man cries there is something wrong with him. That’s the story you want to tell?

Thinking it has to do with “convenience” is maybe one of the most privileged and shameful ways of looking at this. Embarrassing really, that statement is totally void of perspective and is completely relative to a flawed world view.

lol Are you for real? 20 years ago US homicide rate per 100,000 ppl was around 7 and in Mexico it was 17. More than double. And how do you know what life was like where this woman lived? What a wild assumption. If you need to make up bullshit excuses to justify what you believe, maybe you believe bullshit.

Yes. That’s the way the world and every other country in it works.

You have no right to live here. What gives your worthless ass a right to stay? What kind of souless fuck wants to remove a parent from 3 fucking kids. Her kids will likely contribute more to society than you or your family.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

Their planes are powered by enslaved puppies in the cargo hold. Bill Cosby owns 72% of the outstanding stock of the company and uses the proceeds of ticket sales to fund Breitbart.

As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

It's a grey area. Like, how we would feel the same way if we ever had footage of a Kardashian getting injured. We all KNOW that somewhere inside is a human, but all we can SEE is the costume...