If you think the age of idiocracy is upon us.. what was this?

What a ridiculous waste of electricity. Burning coal to generate power to make it easier for a building to become the scene of a crash. The age of idiocracy is upon us.

"Your dad never mentioned me to you?"

Best one: Bum Rush

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Glue of the covenant. Caution, once cap removed, do not look directly at glue. Must be what they used to put the Ark together. And God proclaimed unto Moses "With this glue shall I bind all manner of china, metal, wood, leather and plastics." So sayeth the Lord.

So basically, what you get is a cross between Eldrad and David Bowie's clown suit.

Hope it fares better than the ill-fated DC-XA Delta Clipper:

No way it'll be better than this classic:

Badvertising is right. Surface might be a nifty tablet, but it's a complete anachronism in GitS; not to mention very disappointing to see the Microsoft Borgs invading one of the better Anime worlds out there.

I was thinking Babylon 5, but I'm not sure a reboot would improve anything.

Does it have to be science fiction?

Clearly, someone didn't heed the warning:

If one of them glows green we are in for a whole lot of animated titties.