I’m friends with most of my exes...my very first real girlfriends from 30 years ago is my best friend. I don’t know if I should feel bad about missing out on all the craziness, or good that I missed out on all the craziness?

This entire thing started with the work truck blocking him in. That was the beginning. If he had just let the guy pass...problem solved. Everyone go abouts your business. I have never, in 30 years ever blocked someone in or traveled in the left lane. Do you know how many times I’ve seen someone driving so fast, they…

I honestly have to say, as soon as I saw the designs on the other side of the door, I knew he was telling the truth about it being for a hallowe’en scare. I do think this is a mountain out of a mole hill situation. With pinhole cameras these days recording HD video anyone who was really interested in looking could do…

My 15 year old self would be pretty psyched that I pretty much became my Dungeons & Dragons character.

I once gave a woman a lame excuse for why I lost my erection while making out with her. I was being polite. I can't even remember exactly what the excuse was. The thing is, she worked with me and started telling people I "couldn't get it up" etc. She was being really mean about it too, until one day I decided to…

Being physically disabled the pressure's off now to have a good job and a good career. I have my own money and women I meet now also do as well. Money's not an issue anymore. Being cute, polite, and having a great dog that likes long walks get's me by.

When I worked for the cable company, I was usually the guy to instal cable modems (this was back in the days when they were relatively new) because I was good at getting it to work with peoples crappy computers. One day I went to install one in a old ladies house out in the boonies on a big farm. I noticed on the…

I've been using a dash cam in all my vehicles for a couple of years now. People drive so bad in Massachusetts, that if you drive by the book, you stick out like a sore thumb, and you get pulled over. The last time I got a ticket, unfortunately before I had a dash cam, it was for stopping at a stop line. No joke. …

Just out of curiosity, how fast does a lightweight car like this have to go to equal the energy of an 18 wheeler going 65mph when it crashes?

Every winter, when I get a new vehicle, I take it out into an empty parking lot and deliberately lose control of it. I used to do it for fun as a teenager but something strange happened...I started learning how to control the vehicle better. That's probably the best advice I can give someone as to how to learn to…

I had a 1970 Oldsmobile Delta 88 and one of the many cool things it had (no pun intended) was not only a hot light, but a green COLD light. As long as that light was on, the car would stall if I tried to drive it. If I was just patient and let it warm up until that light went off, everything worked great. With all…

It's just easier if I put in a picture. I may be a little prejudice, a 1970 Delta 88 was my first car, but man did it have nice features. The cold light was brilliant. If it was on, the car would stall if you tried to drive it. If you waited until it was off, she was fine. If I had to pick one of these features…

I would have agreed with you last year, but my 2014 4Runner has fractal antennas built into the rear side glass. That's way cooler.

5000 people. 5 last names.

American drivers aren't prepared for this car because the police focus on using "speeding" (sorry for the quotes) to collect supplemental road tax but don't care at all about the 95% of the rest of the lack of driving skills that creates truly dangerous driving. That's why I now drive around with both a front and…

To all those geniuses that say "don't speed".... this year in Massachusetts I got stopped for going 92 in a 65. I really and truly wasn't. I was driving in the middle lane keeping up with traffic...about 75. There was a car passing me on the right because of some jerk blocking the left lane...but whatever, it had…

It all depends on the time when they're fetuses which the gene for color shuts off. Cats skin grows out from their backbone, that's why the white patches are always the farthest from the backbone...look at a black and white cat. Calicos are two color cats, with the white being no color. If the gene shuts off early,…

I pirated some audio books of a long book series my friends Dad loves (and owns)....because he has advanced ALS and can't even speak or eat solid food let alone hold a book. When he thanked me, using his computer, he had tears in his eyes. It's the only copyright infringement notice I've ever received too. Did I do…

Virginia's ban on radar detectors is illegal. Period. That's why the law has been overturned everywhere else in the country.

I got my Trail edition, in gorgeous blue, for a bit under $35k. It's everything you want in a truck that will spend a lot of time in the Adirondack mountains going up and down skid roads during hunting season.