Oh no! They are literally disappearing from history! Their confederate hands are fading while playing the guitar at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in 1955!

Right. People act like having statutes to racists looming over our public spaces is the only way to remember the fact that we fought a Civil War. So dumb.

I guess protesters threatened on fb to take it down then waited and taped how fast police response was for a statue vs human beings. 6 min.

Because they’re trying to minimize the chances of a bunch of Nazis showing up and murdering people.

I love the picture of the activists on the base with “Black Lives Matter” spray painted on it.

I guess they could be melted down into dumpsters.

This is how they should all be removed...with as little fanfare as possible. Make the decision, take them down, and don’t give Nazi and Confederate fanboys time to make sad eyes over their lost heroes - or use them as an excuse to spread death and destruction.

In a not-shocking-at-all development, lastnight Memphis decided to protect its Nathan Bedford Forrest statue with 22 police cars, 7 unmarked cars, 4 tactical unit black SUVs, 1 tactical truck and also sky cams.

“These people were terrorists. They were traitors. Why are we honoring them?”

I personally think they should be melted down into urinals, but I’m willing to entertain other options.

I normally recommend Good Omens as a place to start, actually. It’s probably the “easiest” of his adult books to read. American Gods is my favorite, but it also requires you to be ok with meandering through a story full of fascinating characters. It’s a slower, more ponderous novel than his others, and some people…

I have no interest in her music but that testimony gave me the chills. So awesome!

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

If someone didn’t like her before this, her testimony should have won them over. Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but her 1983 concert was AWESOME. So much fun!!

I was neutral on Taylor Swift prior to this lawsuit. I now have a newfound respect for her. She acknowledges she has the privilege and bank account to fight. Her $1 settlement is an enormous win for all of us women who have been sexually assaulted (which sadly, is most women).

She isn’t spotless, but I think she’s pretty fantastic.

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

Holy fucking shit, I’ve never seen that pic before and his hand is CLEARLY right on her ass. What a total fucking douchebag. I doubt she’ll win her case considering what a disgusting culture we live in, but I’m really hoping she does and this guy loses everything he holds dear in life. I’m fucking tired of our society…

It is a last name. Like “Jonathan Swift”