Sure, he gets a Mustang sideways on a mountain, it’s cool.

“He couldn’t see it. It was night.” One hour of traffic managed to see it and avoid it. Hundreds of cars. Eventually one idiot not paying attention, likely on a phone and glancing up from time to time, will collide with an obvious stationary object. 

While it would be terrible for many people I can’t help but drink and laugh at how Youtube’s Golden Goose, the manchild with clear racial issues, could end up being the one that practically destroys the entire Youtube industry simply because he couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut and therefore his shitty views to…

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

1. : having an extremely nervous or sensitive temperament

There are hundreds of methods of solving these cubes. The challenge is finding the fastest algorithm and executing it.

Women can secretly pull condoms off too. It’s happened to me before. One girl I was with did it to me. Now of course it was her idea that I wear a condom in the first place (we were both clean and she was on birth control, so I was ok with it), but it can be done. I’d say tricking your partner during sex is equally…

Sometimes the best thing you can do as a bystander is contact emergency services and wait for them to show up and deal with the situation. If you haven’t been trained in what to do, you could potentially cause more harm than good. The last thing EMTs need is a dozen or so people getting in their way, making things…

Every kid from the ‘70s understands the principles of gyroscopic stability thanks to Evel Knievel.

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

....or you buy a Raptor and a GT350

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.

Wake me up when dealerships stop being a useless and arbitrary middle man to the car buying process (which is already grossly moronic for new cars, unless you enjoy throwing away 30% of an item’s value upon purchase). Of course they should go above and beyond, you’re throwing away money on products they don’t even…

While easy to install the seats...you all have done a great job show casing how not to do harnesses on a car. 5/6 point harnesses in street car are dangerous w/o a roll bar and proper harness guide bar. A roll bar is dangerous without a helmet. Before you do “cool” mods please do the research to the safety…

Keep in mind that you have a legal obligation to mitigate your own damages. Taking a picture to document that you intentionally parked in a way that would make it difficult for another driver to exit their parking space likely wouldn’t help you as much as you think it would.

Hey Subaru what does "tS" stand for?
Subaru- Oh you wanted more power? "tough Shit"