The Epsom Green (who thought up that name?)

This could well be the very definition of disappointing.

This! This is the one you want.

The instant off switch it hits for the opposite sex (i’m male). You can see the shutters come down as soon as you say you’re into Cars, or Motorsports.

Fairly handsome, well maintained runner that’s a good drive for that money? NP.

I’m assuming letting the tires down on a guy who kept using disabled spaces when he wasn’t disabled counts. Same guy also got boxed in regularly by my friends. I’ve moved now but i think he got the message as he no longer parks there.

When you see images of them like that. I don’t blame you.

Nice price. A newer (lighter) V8 and a general tidy-up rust/cosmetically and you’re good to go.

I’d buy and completely renovate my local oval raceway (i think you guys call it a circle track).

Release your inner Walter Rohrl!

Either a Lamborghini Diablo, with the Jota package.

As long as it runs Fina or Lark colours, i’m all for it!

You’re telling me that ‘Midnight Edition’ doesn’t come with a Stroked and Turbo’d L series?

It was real, and it was GLORIOUS!

Pretty certain that push button start is from a E60 5 series.

My mother had a 505 GTi Estate when we were growing up. 8! Seats, a boot (sorry, Trunk) you could still use and i loved the way it looked. It was in some pinky-red colour i’ve never been able to track down.

Mine would be a late 5dr, in Green, with cream and green piped interior. It would be a v8 manual and i would love it forever and ever.

Ooohh yesss. Warm the V8 over and upgrade the brakes a little (nothing that couldn’t be reversed) and that would make a wonderful, wonderful cruiser.

Were these closer to a Mondeo ST24, or ST200?

The tire barriers are a nice touch. I reckon after the 3rd or 4th time, they probably thought, well, we can save the disposal, and maybe some lives. Win win.