I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Am I the only red-blooded Portland beer snob who thinks IPAs taste like licking a skunk’s butt?

No game has more thoroughly defined “greater than the sum of its parts” than Final Fantasy XV, as I tried to capture in my review. (http://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-xv-the-kotaku-review-1789400066)

Interesting, I didn’t know I could disagree so thoroughly with a single person! I’ve played every main Final Fantasy from 1 through 15 (excepting 13, could not make myself like it) and this is without a doubt my second favorite. I view it as a towering achievement and a game that confidently rises above its flaws (and…

Nice to see an overwatch article by someone who didn’t sign her soul over to the devil by maining Roadhog.

I play Roadhog, Pharah, Mercy, Dva, Mei and Symmetra with regularity. Lately, after the changes, a lot of Symmetra. I just have my favorite little piggy.

Warm, warm, warm.. cold as fuck.

No Terra? No Faris? Not even Rydia? For shame, FOR SHAME.

I feel like a single flag in the middle of the map would have worked better here. Everyone rushes to grab it and take it back to their side. It prevents turtling around your own flag, but still requires a capture. And you have the push/pull when the flag is constantly dropped and picked up and moved back and forth to…

Yes, World of Goo, the 2008 game that exists not only on the Wii, but also on BLACKBERRY OS, is what’s gonna make the difference here...

I’ve only played 3 matches of it. 2 were draws. I’m going back to Mystery Heroes.

I don’t need an e-sport to tell me I’m masturbation champion.

Closest thing would be Attack Pack from the 90's. Had a few of these as a kid.

I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

You’re an idiot.

I have jump on the paddle underneath and it makes it so easier to aim mid jump because i don’t need to have my right thumb on A instead of the right stick. I can even change directions while jumping and wall running and aim while wall running more easily now

While I admit that sometimes it would be useful to be able to do this, its also nice that, when traveling for business, the airplane is sort of my fortress of solitude (my company refuses to pay for inflight wifi as well, so fuck it, I’m reading a book, taking a nap, doing whatever that’s NOT work related). I’d just…

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

Sun and Moon are out, Poke’Go was a time killer but it’s time to move on to the real thing ;)