I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Police say there is no clear motive for the attack.

Goodell: Two games!

And that’s the time I watched a group of 8 people spread grape jelly all over two pizzas and happily eat them.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

This is absolutely the correct reaction.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

“whom we all called Caramel Lady. ”

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

At least last year, Game of War let us stare at Kate Upton for half a minute.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have PROMO CODE: ETERNALLIFE

Are they worse than the Vikings/Steelers/Eagles/Bengals/Satan/turther/lizard people/Amish/cyborg/generic store brand pop tart family? Cuz that was a high bar set last season.

There, fixed that for you! No charge.

The fanduel promo code in a commercial I saw last night was NICKELBACK1. That’s their fucking demographic. These people.

The correlation between daily fantasy advertisements and Kristin Cavallari posts is uncanny!

I even saw one on a friggin gas pump.

This may seem like a lot spent on advertising by Draft Kings, but it did manage to buy a sports TV network worth $50 billion.

I’m confused. Is the “horror” in the title referring to watching Lady Gaga act?

I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.

Pretty sure that Putin scored 7 goals on one of these bears earlier in the week.