Shelter Catstravaganza!

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Your lips to the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s ears.

I think about this a lot. Having grown up in the midwest and being of the GenX ilk - I’ve known (and loved as family figures) a lot of white male fuckheads like this. It’s SO DISAPPOINTING.

After another three tries, I finally finished that yolk I was stuck on, and moved on to the easier body section. Here it is all stretched out so I can divide it for sleeves.

This week I confirmed and moved forward with my decision not to contest my divorce, in essence walk away from 20 years of partnership with my dog, some clothes, and the bodum. I don’t own a fork, a pillow, a plate (I rent a fully furnished home). Annnd, I feel so fucking light, and at peace. The past five, fuck maybe…

My best friend brought her three month old son over on Friday night, and was trying to make a sweet little video of him being milk drunk after breastfeeding. Courtesy of my tipsy ass, the soundtrack of the video is me making fun of her by yelling “look everyone, I made this with my boobs!”

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I want to thank everybody that sent me name suggestions for my new puppy last Saturday - that was a fun thread! And there were some great ideas as well. I want snacksnacksnacks to know that the name Ruth Bay-er Ginsburg, or Ruthie for short, was at the top of the suggestion list for my beagle mix... but I happened…

Last week (July 5-11) was probably the roughest damn week of my life. I knew it’d be tough, as I was working and preparing to perform in Shakespeare in the Park this weekend...

MySpace Tom, you're our only hope

The internet is for porn:

I feel both the accusation that cancel culture is widespread and makes it impossible for people to speak freely, and the opposite claim that it doesn’t exist (such as argued in this article) are both not true. I do think social media has given people who are rightfully upset with bigoted language or opinions a way to…

Thanks a lot jerks that refused to vote for Clinton, thanks a whole lot

I’m very late to the party but I wanted to introduce everyone to my new kitty. This is Bandita (as named by her previous owners.) She was living with a family in my town but was being bullied by the other cats in the house so they decided to rehome her. Fortunately, it coincided with my roommate and her cat moving out…

Hello from Not Panama, everyone! Still here in Pennsylvania, and the pandemic grinds on. I read earlier today that the White House’s new messaging on Covid is “live with it”, and unlike everywhere but Brazil and Russia, there’s no plan to contain it, no national testing/tracing, just epic failure and death. Live with…

Do any of my fellow Jezzies have trouble relating to most women on a personal level? I recently attended a socially-distant get together with my co-workers, all of whom are women. We’re a small office, and most of them are anywhere from five to 10 years younger than me. We get on well enough as a group at work, but…

Shelter Cat Update!

Shelter Cat Update!

Shelter Cat Update!