Mothers are funny creatures. When we were growing up mine could slide a minivan in such a way to put Chris Harris to shame, but now I can’t get her to drive my Z over 55.

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

Ellen says it’s okay.

I judge people who drive lifted bro-douche trucks that tailgate and spew coal. Those people deserve to be judged.

I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

I know the fact bernie turned everyone into entitled whiney babies is disgusting as well

Now hopefully the rich people who bought the last ones desperately get rid of them as they shell out the money for a new one, depreciation hits them hard, and you can get the old Panamera Turbo S for $12 and an empty Altoids tin.

Are you a poor? Your staff has to sit somewhere and wing seats are still illegal.

You know damn well he wouldn’t buy a European plane. He’d get Boeing to build him a full-length double-decker 747. With GE engines of course.

As much as i dislike that, they work just fine, are easy to use, and not confusing in any way. And Chrysler uses that style on some cars too.

BMW’s shifter isn't confusing... And it puts the car in park if you open the door and release the brake.

Because these roadside used car lots have a key demographic, uninformed used car buyers with bad credit. That’s not to say that everyone like that shops here, but typically that is the market for these kind of stores.

It’s 2016 and people still bring their biggest purchase,next to their home, to a bunch of drop-outs with no training to pay top dollar for services they barely can perform. Faith in humanity dwindling.....

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

I actually saw an F-Pace in the parking lot at work the other day, and wow. On the same day, the gorgeous Volvo XC90 was also in the parking lot and to be honest, I couldn’t decide which I thought was prettier. The Jag looked really aggressive in a positive way in person.

Please, please give an update on that beautiful vehicle when you get a chance. I’ve been lusting after one since the debut, but I have my doubts because Jaguar.

COTD - Though it probably needs a split with Porschebago

Too late for us...we already ordered the F Pace...to be delivered next week.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Personally, I love the sound of a Porsche flat-6. To my ears, a Viper sounds like the world’s fastest UPS truck.