I feel like people are watching these movies for all the wrong reasons. Like, turn off your fucking brain and enjoy the superhuman slugfest for what it is, and then turn your brain back on afterwards.

Doesn’t have the A8L’s BJ seats, though.

Automobile editor here. We had a long-term F Type and a long-term Fiesta ST, and let me assure you that the Jaguar will dust the Fiesta with the same driver on the same course. That’s also no knock on the ST, which is a lot more fun to dance in for environments like autocross.

Wow, a sad day indeed for Sex and the City fans. RIP Sarah Jessica Parker.

It’s not your job to keep them from breaking the law.

If you’re in the left lane and you are not passing someone, at any speed, you are breaking the law. Speeding is not the only traffic violation.

You know you have a small dick when you get upset that people want to pass you. Move over. Get over it.

You sir are the problem.

I guess you think this article is about other people.

Police officer has zero chill.

Screw it. Ticket ‘em. If they’re so obtuse they don’t know the law (even when many highways already have signs saying “slower traffic keep right” or some permutation of the same) and so self absorbed they don’t notice or care they’re leading a huge parade, they deserve a ticket.

Signs like this might help.

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.

They have enough money to buy a 458 Speciale, but not enough skill to heel-toe or left foot brake to keep it from rolling back.

Same as it ever was...

Wow. I drive an 18 year-old Saab that I paid 1200 dollars for and I share the exact same sentiment. To repeat hussflier, I shouldn't have to repair my car because you don't care about yours. I'm not a snob about. I just go out of my way to avoid damaging other peoples' things so why shouldn't I get the same respect in…

My M3 was less than the $20k most people spend on their first trucks around here (Wyoming). It’s 12 years old and I’m the manager of a body shop. I still park away from other vehicles when I can because it’s a show car project/nice weather driver and I really don’t want to do anymore body/paint work.

BMW owner here. I’ve got this down to a science ... a science that annoys my wife tremendously.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I see that this is a Volkswagen. What kind of cheat devices are you using here?