The difference in fuel economy between my Tacoma (19mpg) and Camry (20mpg) is basically negligible. I’ve never once been asked why I have a Camry.

Those Israeli space deer are at it again.

Back near the beginning of my long and undistinguished legal career, a mentor taught me that a criminal defendant can often explain one thing. If he/she has to explain more than one thing, his/her prospects dim. Mister Ravnsborg has to explain the glasses inside his car, his phone activity right before the impact,…

“I feared for my life, because Alex Jones told me that deer can morph in to humans and attack me with BLM and Antifa flags.”

Of course he was reading that garbage while driving. I’m surprised his defense isn’t that the deer must have shape-shifted into a man after he hit it, clearly a result of microchipped bioengineering by Bill Gates that Bill sent to run out in front of the car to paint him as a murderer. Hillary and Obama are behind…

so basically, someone thought that password policy manager was too overbearing and throttled it down to allow less secure passwords. Likely because a bunch of annoyed sales reps lobbied for it because they can’t be bothered. The intern inherits this pw - he didn’t create it. And even if he did, he was allowed. So, the…

Jeep Grand Grocery Getter.

“Alright snake you can stay, but you also have to get HVAC certified!"

Are people really spending 6-figures on an investment without getting an inspection done, or looking at blueprints?

or the water heater...

Weird that when she bought the house she was never shown the fuse box.

Now would be a good time to change the name to Family Truckster and Grand Family Truckster.

Washington Football Jeep

I for one look forward to the Jeep David Tracy edition now with factory rust

So get a fucking biometric gun safe. When my wife and I decided to get a handgun, a safe was of course a requirement. And what we ended up with was one that offers access through either a button combination, or a biometric fingerprint. If I REALLY need access to the gun, I can get it in about one second.
Having them…

8/10 needs more Penzeys

No shrubbery?

Well played on one of the lesser known ‘National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation’ quotes. Everyone goes for ‘the rant’ - the low hanging fruit of irreverent 80s comedy references. This one, though, shows that you know your stuff. That you’re a true fan.

Dual Taco Spices for the meat. A shaker of well used Lemon Pepper! Big points from me.