No tires there, just aluminum wheels.

Our subject isn’t cool but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

If Kamala pulls out a snack, does Pence have to have Mother come stand with him?  You know, in case he gets any funny feelings of an un-Jesus like nature.

Quite a few years back now through procrastination, I ended up with a Doctor who is a woman. My PCP retired and I never got around to picking a new one, so I was just assigned to his replacement. She seems a little surprised to see a male patient, but she’s competent and caring, what the hell do I care about her…

Well, fishing her out of the toilet was not great either.

It says “7", but it’s really only “4.5".

Well, duh.  The walls were white.

Cops have “seen” that through windows before.  I’m surprised she survived.

Seems like 1 extra power plant should more than take care of electric vehicles in CA.

I dunno, Joni Ernst is about as useless as teats on a boar.

OK, everything about this sounds like a shitshow, but here’s an idea: When pulled over by the police, maybe turn your music down from 11 so you know WTF is going on and don’t end up with a broken car window.

Nah, the new Ford Double Clutch CVT!

So people who live in West Bumfark, ND and rabid skiers — well that ought to dent Tesla’s market by almost a percent. Easily 95%+ of Americans needs for one or more or their vehicles could be met by current EV technology (yes, with some charging delays on long vacations). I think they’re just fine if they can’t cater…

Good advice for anyone, doncha think? Especially those known to over drink, since alcohol is involved in the majority of assaults.  Or were you suggesting otherwise?

No. Start now. Block the existing court vacancy. Start by impeaching Barr, and then every other two bit grifting P.O.S. in his cabinet. Then everything you said. Once a decent SC outlaws gerrymandering we’ll be done with those useless bastards for a very long time.  (and they know it)

So you are recommending the sexual assault of wildlife? Good to know. Also wondering how much stock we should put in the comments of someone who has difficulty counting to 3.

None of Anthony Wiener, Bill Clinton, or Jeffery Epstein are known for expressing their love of beer in a Senate confirmation hearing.  They are as irrelevant here as Al Capone, Grover Cleveland and the Cookie Monster.

No, I don’t.  Do try to keep up.

“Has a love of beer”. Hey, Brett Kavanaugh, here’s a job you might actually be qualified for.  Try not to sexually assault the wildlife.

Of course it can’t be Harris.  In his mind it’s going to be his main squeeze, Ivanka.