Didn’t take long to locate several gamertags starting with “Straight” -- so, I’m sure MS will be banzoring those post haste as well....

This is absolutely correct. Turns out I am a kidney stone making machine. In the beginning, one Vicodin gave me the “titty lake” feeling. Now when I go to the ER they’re giving me Dilaudid and Fentanyl to dent the pain.

When I was on my HS baseball team (a million years ago) when coach wasn’t looking we used to crank the pitching machine all the way up to 100mph. The first few will scare the crap out of you, but getting contact is far from impossible. Of course, I can no longer make it to first in ~4 seconds any more ;)

The Frosted Ribbon Loaf — if you’ve ever thought, boy if only my ham sandwich had less ham and more sandwich?

The quoted rule doesn’t say so, but surely this does not apply if the catch was the 3rd out, right?

Not only should they DIAF we should all get to stand around and yell “You may have already won water” at them.

How Ames has changed.  There’s a Red Lobster and the LJS went out of business...

Skip the ridiculous prices at MLB parks, do what I do, go to AAA games (or lower if that’s what’s near you).

There are 4 or 5 of these in our little town. My god the sound, the snarl. Incomparable.

i wonder if this is at least partially a result of the obscuring change (for privacy) that happened shortly after these machine were introduced. Early on a penis would show as a penis, eliminating the TSA officer’s uncertainty. Now if they guess wrong and there is penis were none was indicated they just get a crotch…

Good grief. That’s so moronic. I feel dumber just for having read it. Does that guy somehow think Trump is the only Christian out there? Is quite literally the least Christian Christian the only available choice? That’s why your MAGA hat earns you (figurative) eggs — because the idiocracy of people like you are…

Kinda looks like a fugly Dyson fan to me.  But to each their own.

More line the model PEN15

If coach woulda put him in fourth quarter, they would’ve been state champions.

I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name your name to stupid posts.

In the very unlikely event that such a thing came to pass, if it lasted more than a week, it would actually be what the preppers though that Y2K would be — TEOTWAWKI.

Big-ass Dodge pickups. Seems like virtually every one of them is driven by a complete tool. What is it about Dodge’s that attract this crowd?

That’s not actually true. Iowa has one of the fairest redistricting processes in the nation. And it landed me, and about 50,000 other progressives living in Ames, into Steve King’s mostly rural, racist, xenophobic, western Iowa district. (Because Iowa is down to 4 congressional districts.)

It looks like he’s pretty splayfooted (opposite of pidgeon-toed).

No fault? Wow that’s asinine! I can slam my shitty beater into your parked Ferrari and just laugh as you get the bill? (the deductible and through increased insurance rates)