Yet here you are reading and commenting on a Taylor Swift article.

I’m thinking more like Steven Sméagol

PLEASE let the press ask Sarah Suckabee about this!

That’s a bummer for the kid. When my brother and I were growing up the family in the house behind us were JW. It’s a sample size of two, but I’ve never seen two more miserable kids. They weren’t allowed to do *anything*.

They’d rubber stamp Charles Manson’s corpse if they thought it would vote to overturn Roe v. Wade.

That’s because he was born before writing was invented.

Wow, it’s too bad he didn’t use that $4K down payment to just go buy a used car from some individual seller instead of going to those piranhas. 

Who, beside Markie, has THAT kind of free time!?

Yeah, her “music” is unlistenable. Ugh.

The worst part is putting your finger in the urinal and peeing until you feel the wet ;)

Should never have happened. The NFL overtime rules are complete rubbish. They should adopt the college rules which are far more exciting and don’t result in “kissing your sister”.

It’s pretty unreachable so I just *filled* the engine with oil to keep out condensation, etc.   We’ll see how that works someday perhaps...

I parked our ‘87 T-Bird Turbo in ‘97 with the thought that someday my son would be interested in cars and want to fix it up an use. He’s now 25 and has never had or had any interest in so much as a driver’s license. Oh well, maybe our daughter will (she’ll be eligible for a learner’s permit soon). Otherwise I guess it’…

Whomever is at FEMA should add a picture of Toad to the message.

Maybe it’s the red spots on the side?

I suppose the “statue of liberty” will be outlawed next!

Enoki, I was assuming.

There is a wooded area frequented by homeless men adjacent to this golf course.  It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure this one out...

We live in Iowa. When my wife was about 7 months pregnant with out first child, I was to speak at a conference that summer in Atlanta. She wanted to come along and my employer would give me cash equivalent to the plane ticket’s cost for gas money, so why not. So we stopped at Mammoth Cave on the way and then rather…

So, Twitter’s thinking about a feature that’s literally existed for 30 years in the instant messaging space.  Wow, that nose ring is really working its magic.