“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

“It tellz me that moronz like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!” - (in Sean Connery’s voice)

I’m assuming you’re a blast at parties.

Hey, this could be a hostage situation.

Alternative food chain

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Does his Army have sling shots? If so world domination is almost guaranteed.

Amen. I am notorious for annoying my wife and kids by shouting at Curious George books and shows. He is not a monkey, he has no tail!

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

I’m going to keep commenting about landlines in office buildings til I get ungreyed.

An article back in 1999 said that cellular service would be so cheap that it would kill landlines, if it weren’t for device cloning. Well, landlines are still here, and we’re still getting shafted for cellular service, compared to other countries, despite rampant device cloning being eliminated.

Of course. It’s a Canadian Polar Bear.

Really?!

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

Maybe, but at least the advertising is on point.

It’s sad, but silly. The owner made so many mistakes here.