“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

I’m assuming you’re a blast at parties.

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Does his Army have sling shots? If so world domination is almost guaranteed.

Holy cow! He was really Russian through that airport!

Really?!

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Maybe, but at least the advertising is on point.

As I have said before, and I’ll continue to say, every person who says “I was going to buy this until I found out no manual” really means “I wouldn’t be able to afford this car new and am bitter that it won’t come with a stick when I try to buy one used in ten years.” Automakers don’t care about your complaining…

Wonder what they did for the brakes?

“Because”

Never forget the Ruf Yellowbird. When tail happy was a actually a thing and could be used to your advantage.

Just wanted to have a dance party.

“you’re so O.G. Kari” - priceless.

Bet you're fun at parties.

“permits it” being the key... theres no law allowing it or dis allowing it.

It’s sad, but silly. The owner made so many mistakes here.