*July 6th, 2013

“Today’s fatality marks the first in the U.S. since 2009.”

Yeah, like 10.

Don’t drop the soap, jackass.

I’ve been doing this for a few years now, and I like to think that because it goes directly down the stairs and into the cargo hold, there’s less of a chance that it’ll get lost/misplaced and end up somewhere else.

I’ll figure it out for you right now - in most situations, whether in a parking lot or elsewhere, if you’re moving forward and fail to stop which results in YOU hitting a vehicle - its your fault. Enjoy your higher insurance premium.

Clearly you don’t live in Southern California.

John Voight knows how that feels.

“It tellz me that moronz like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!” - (in Sean Connery’s voice)

i’m begrudgingly giving you my star. here, take it.

I’m surprised they didn’t give Zuck any gloves. I’m assuming Dale Jr. has gloves on mostly because he’s driving a race car(duh) ...but they’re probably fireproof for safety, right? I don’t know anything about Nascar, just curious.

“I don’t care what training she’s had”

-Tell that to Bruce Lee.

beat me to it.

Maybe a color-blind QC?

Fact: Jane Mansfield’s daughter was in the car, she survived pretty much unscathed - she is actress Mariska Hargitay, one of the highest paid actresses on TV.

I mean really?! who eats hamburger wrappers (said in Zoolander voice)

“What am I missing here?”

A lot.

Anybody wanna peanut?

Yeeeah...but restaurants generally don’t want the food back; they certainly won’t buy food back from you. And whatever is left is tossed. So there’s that...

I like this video more. Plus the guy at the end is wearing a super cool head band.