What if I told you it had a stick shift?

I’m curious to hear why you went with the Navigator over a Tahoe or Yukon.

“You ever consider why a car in a neighbourhood like that would have its keys left in it?”

No. Driving with your highs on is way worse. You don’t create a safety situation when you type in all caps. It just looks stupid.

Pininfarina already did a tractor:

Owned by a millionaire. Original owner. Babied. Took care of it.

I didn't exactly ask permission

I ran a 2012 BMW X5M press car in the One Lap of America Race. I put 10,000 miles on it, and did 9 track days in a week. I absolutely hammered the shit out of it. And at the end of the week, I loved the thing so much, I tried to buy it, and thought BMW might give me a good discount (because the odds of any journalist…

Was it this unfortunate Lexus?

When I started at Motor Trend and was low guy on the totem pole, I ALWAYS got stuck with the CR-V.

mine, written up here, picked up for a national TV show soon

Followed by getting out of the vehicle, removing their keys form the ignition, and throwing them like it’s the final seconds of a football game and your 90 yards from your end zone.

I’m going with ‘different emissions requirements for passenger cars and light or medium-duty trucks’ for $500, Alex.

I know that and I full well know why they are doing it. I am just not happy about it.

Wait.... are you being sarcastic? Because geography is like..... the only thing that creates diversity.

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?

A lot of people love the idea of [the previous Defender], but they never buy one.