What if I told you it had a stick shift?

I’m curious to hear why you went with the Navigator over a Tahoe or Yukon.

MFPM <- Fixed it for you

“You ever consider why a car in a neighbourhood like that would have its keys left in it?”

No. Driving with your highs on is way worse. You don’t create a safety situation when you type in all caps. It just looks stupid.

Pininfarina already did a tractor:

Owned by a millionaire. Original owner. Babied. Took care of it.

I didn't exactly ask permission

I ran a 2012 BMW X5M press car in the One Lap of America Race. I put 10,000 miles on it, and did 9 track days in a week. I absolutely hammered the shit out of it. And at the end of the week, I loved the thing so much, I tried to buy it, and thought BMW might give me a good discount (because the odds of any journalist…

Was it this unfortunate Lexus?

When I started at Motor Trend and was low guy on the totem pole, I ALWAYS got stuck with the CR-V.

mine, written up here, picked up for a national TV show soon

Followed by getting out of the vehicle, removing their keys form the ignition, and throwing them like it’s the final seconds of a football game and your 90 yards from your end zone.

I’m going with ‘different emissions requirements for passenger cars and light or medium-duty trucks’ for $500, Alex.

I know that and I full well know why they are doing it. I am just not happy about it.

5) A lot of the reason people commute is they can’t afford to live by their workplace.

Wait.... are you being sarcastic? Because geography is like..... the only thing that creates diversity.

mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.