These are amazing. My wife and I were practically rolling on the floor laughing at this

Zack was a lot of fun though. And totally hot. Plus, he could stop time.

Soon, everyone will be exposed. Then what? You saints are too good for me

“This story minimizes real assault.”

Yours might an unpopular confession, but if people are being honest it’s not exactly an uncommon one either.

When 25% of millenial women think a man offering to buy them a drink constitutes —sexual harassment—, its no wonder an article like this hits a nerve.

This is such an important comment.

Unpopular confession: I have said no when what I meant was, “I’m going to pretend I don’t want to have sex right away because I don’t want you to think I’m a slut but I definitely want to have sex.”

I don’t know... that seems like too strong of a blanket statement. People push each others’ boundaries, and some people enjoy having their boundaries pushed.

And some people need encouragement for any of the above.

So let’s shame Ansari and elevate “Grace” to sainthood?

You’re welcome to disagree with anything you want, flat-earthers exist and there are mountains of scientific evidence that prove them wrong.

when jez does it its okay. If this woman told jez her story they would have written the same article as BABE.

You’re right. I’m an idiot. I’m an assault survivor (stranger rape) and a moron. This story minimizes real assault. I’ve also fought a guy off with a broken bottle who was restraining me (on a separate occasion) and attempting to get me to suck him off. Guess I’m just sheltered like that.

Well it will be nice not having to read multiple derailing comments clamoring for Jezebel’s article about Aziz.

This is a generational misunderstanding too. I know everyone is in a rush to dismiss the opinions of anyone over 35, but you’ll notice a divide in the reactions. #old

They could just have renamed his character, “Bart Simpson: The High School Years.”

Hey give Zack some credit, he’s a sociopath, not a psychopath.

Zack Morris 2020?

Then he murdered that family and wore their skins for a week in an attempt to impersonate them at the post office.

The worst one was him drunk driving when there was a sober person offering to drive, then wrecking his friends parents car and getting everyone in trouble over his pathological lying about it.