Kutcher is attempting to start at the very top of everything he does: business, TV, movies. Franco's trying to start at the bottom: soap operas, art showing, college and university. Neither are succeeding. People keep on pulling them back down (or up) to reality, but that's not stopping them from trying.

Carrie Fisher explained it a lot in Wishful Drinking. It really isn't as awful as it sounds, and she seems to genuinely need it.

Watching True Blood without Mad Men is going to be odd. Mad Men brought me back down to reality... well as close to reality as I want to get.

Will it still though?! That would be fantastic.

Maybe by then you'll have money. I imagine it would be depressing to just read recaps of episodes you can't watch.

The GoDaddy CEO worries more than Mr. Zuckerberg.

Uh oh. So I should probably be worried because I keep getting stuck in rooms without doors and ladders in swimming pools keep on disappearing as soon as I get it.

I've been trying it out over the last week. So far it's great. It closes itself occasionally, but it looks fantastic, which is something almost all of the other music apps can't claim.

Yeah, that clip wasn't comforting. I understand why they haven't let her talk in any of the trailers.

The Pirates of the Caribbean mermaids were surprisingly enjoyable. That might have been the best part of that movie. If they can take that and run with it then it could work. Then again, I don't really know if I can handle watching too many under-water scenes. ugh *full-body shiver*

The Country Strong trailer probably should have led with that, I might have thought it was more than just a useless country-fication "look at me" stunt.

Dark Horse can get really bloodthirsty when they're writing non-canon SW stuff.

I wonder if it's PR teams carefully editing the trailers or if it's Woody Allen desperately making sure the hooks don't get spoiled. There was definitely a PR team disguising Sweeney Todd.

His voice has implied irony. I can't imagine him doing anything strictly serious.

That is a very tricky trailer. If you don't go in expecting time travel or fantasy you just see another touristy Woody Allen movie. I've seen that trailer a couple times before this and I didn't get it. I figured he was just cheating on his wife, you know, the usual Woody Allen story.

I'm glad they've expanded Renly's character. I barely noticed him in the first book and I wish I did. I think they've added some brotherly competitiveness, maybe a little animosity and jealousy, but Renly isn't looking particularly evil.

This is pretty gruesome, but what would happen if that happened in real life? I figure it would light you on fire first then it would melt through your skull.

The ridiculously efficient ravens in the book annoyed me too. It's weird how even when you know it's fantasy it's hard not to force real-world logic on things.

The Dark Knight's constant casting reports are getting out of hand. I'm losing track of all the interesting actors and actresses already in the movie.

I'm alternatively thrilled and devastated that SW: Legacy is coming to a conclusion (again). That was by far my favorite Star Wars comic series. I hope Dark Horse doesn't wait too long before revisiting that era.