Aww, come on. I hate and avoid all three of those things. Why not jello, taffy and Lemonade?

I don't get why prunes are so special. Why not plum juice? It's not like we have Welch's raisin juice (unless you're French).

It's a little bit like this situation.

By the American versions do you mean the novels or have you found those mythical graphic novels I've heard so little about?

That's like those cuttlefish that change color. I can barely notice it because they're always moving around so much.

Wild Beast released their new album this week. It's pretty good. I think it'll take me a while to get into it. Their music is not at all what I usually like, I'm not sure why his crazy high voice doesn't bother me. Anywho, this is the first single, but it's not the best thing on the album. You can listen to the whole…

That's okay, I'm completely indifferent. I just saw that smarmy look on Mr. Pitt's face and I had to say something.

So the world was in sepia in the olden days. Fun.

Yeah, I can't find anything about that pilot except that NBC liked the original concept.

So she'd be a good mayor or something, but if she tastes power she turns into a lunatic. Got it.

I want a caramel apple.

In response to Chaz Bono's unsolicited offer Brad Pitt did this face.

It came in green! And with that clear layer!? Who the #*$& cares if it's fake.

I'm pretty sure this show is going to be a joy to watch all in a row. And I'm kind of glad they aren't pushing themselves to ramp up to a crazy finale scene in every episode. These stories are interesting enough, and they're certainly dense enough, that it's not really annoying that everyone's episode arc doesn't have…

That's perfect. There seems to be a shortage of good maps of Westeros.

This is all I care about in May.

I'm really loving the Sookie books. They're ridiculous, but they're consistent.

The prop and costume design in Thor was amazing. I was staring at Thor's scale armor the whole time (I was also staring at his arms when he wasn't wearing his armor, but for different reasons).

I'm still waiting for my chess set Pokemon.

Bioshock Infinite is a perfect example of what I want. I want sequels, but I don't want cookie-cutter games. Even if I loved the first game, a carbon copy (usually made by some less talented minor studio) doesn't make the me happy. Bioshock 2 is exactly what I don't want, Infinite is exactly what I want. (Although, I…