Sister Hazel is from Gainesville, so that may explain the Corch Meyers connection.

I really can’t blame rich people for toeing the party line, regardless of who’s on the ballot. People are selfish, and when they act in their own interests it shouldn’t surprise anyone.

Yup, I haven’t been a baseball stats nerd for several years, but CY voters overvaluing W-L is certainly nothing new.

They weren’t unprepared; the corner played it pretty well. It was a perfect pass to the best WR in the league; you can’t really fault them for that.

something something doth protest too much

Yeah, my first thought was this is kind of harsh treatment for a teenage kid, regardless of who their dad is. Were Luca a girl, you’d be getting the pitchfork treatment from the Jezebel crowd.

Yup. I realize Gawker et al have a raging hardon for disparaging the ride-sharing services, but if they ever want their opinion on the matter to be taken seriously, they have to do an honest comparison to the issues women/minorities face using taxis, and whether or not the results of this “experiment” are better or…

Maybe he meant to type breadth? Or he typed breadth, and it autocorrected?

Yeah, that map is really stretching the definition of “Atlanta”, given it’s including counties on the Alabama state line. Those might as well be a cornfield in Nebraska, for as much as they actually resemble living in the city. Not to mention you’re looking at close to a 2 hour drive into town at peak rush hour.

I’m guessing Sassy’s didn’t either, unless you count the intramural squad at Sandusky Trade School.

I just wanted the cameraman to take a few punches, given that he “joined in” to talk shit, then quickly stepped back when the guy had had enough.

Which Cowboy?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - if you can’t have fun in Las Vegas, you’re simply not a very fun person.

Models in their 20s fainted at the Yeezy show, but surely whatever Sec. Clinton experienced today proves she’s too old to serve

Perhaps the business is made to appeal to idiots in Las Vegas on vacation that don’t care ... and want to pretend like they’re somebody for a Friday night

The donut question is useless in a vacuum. I could probably eat a dozen krispy kremes, but the ones at the local place here are essentially miniature pies; I would have a hard time getting down more than 3.

Georgia Tech did this a few years ago because they beat Georgia. Kind of hilarious and sad at the same time.

The epitome of human stubbornness/selfishness: a drunk 1%er refusing to take a $12 Uber ride home.

If sports has taught us anything, it’s that his punishment will be directly proportional to how talented he is. Backup with no scholarship prospects? Off the team. Blue-chip recruit? 30 minutes of detention, with an extra lap around the field at practice.

BUT ITZ FUNNAY CUZ ITZ THE COWGURLS HERP DERP