Solid Chalmers reference!

Bwahahaha...! Points!! All the points!!!

In tonight’s installment of The Big Bang Theory, CBS’s long-running adaptation of the Milgram experiment, Virgin Man Nerd (Jim Parsons) will have to decide between attending the premiere of Star War and fucking his girlfriend, Virgin Woman Nerd (Mayim Bialik).

I believe this is what you were looking for?

Mmm... Bacon.

Not to mention they got arrested at night.

Bahahaha...! Points!

I have a friend just like that.

As a 37 year old I am always compelled to complete all of my text messages with punctuations and little to no abbreviations. I’m sorry, but you’re not gonna get a “Wut r u doing” or “g2g” from me.

“wants more artists to make private albums for him. He figures they could use the money...”

Agh.

2032, it got pushed back because reasons

Now let us never reference Quest for Piece ever again.

It’s already officially happening.

...I could fall in love with her. :/

No, I’ve not seen your horse, but I do have 2 halves of a coconut you may have. It's coconut migrating season so there are plenty to spare.

I recall picking up Final Fantasy III (VI) for $80. I regret nothing.

Looks like he got 15 years 8 months. Still not enough.