I got no words. :(

When I invert the colors on my iPhone it's still white and gold. :/

I want to know what he, and his "daughter", REALLY think.

I really should renew my FFXIV subscription. I had a lot of fun. Much more fun than WoW.

Well I'll be...

"I'm going to take a break after writing this to down four Bud Lites and pretend it never happened."

I'll be sure to print a copy of this article and keep it in the non-lubricated condom drawer in my kitchen in case anyone asks.

This reminds me of the canceled live action Evangelion movie, that Weta was working on, that got canceled and how sad panda it made me. :/

how about naming the dog Paula Deen?

Welp, you can't spell hilarious without Hilario.

Dumb < Tacky

it's weird that Apple Pay works at FootAction but not Footlocker or Champs Sports, seeing as all 3 are owned by Footlocker.

Riiight? Their marketing strategy has been a stroke of genius!

ahh, didn't realize I put "13" instead of "23"!

I almost forgot how small his nose used to be 13 1/2 years ago!

I'd like to see a 3.5" and 6.11" iPhone 6s and 6s Plus. iPads should also have a 21:9 screen with NFC. Apple should also release the Apple 4. /sarcasm