hes worse than that, hes one of those lunatic “libertarians” who are really just republicans who dont go to church. he sells respectability politics to the ignorant who think that they can overcome massive structural problems in the system just by following a bunch of unhelpful gimmick phrases( hes kind of Dave…

Oh man the millions of kids still stuck in the foster care system will be so relieved! Where should we drop them off, Jim?

Genuinely nice people have no reason to effect a nicey-nice facade.

There was a time when Kirk really got bible thumpy that is seemed like his sister was distancing from him but its pretty clear they are both Christian fascists.

A sanctimonious scold turns out to be a liar profiteering in misery?

There was a movie based on Go Ask Alice and you can see it on YouTube.

The book received rave reviews from adults upon its release and was touted as a way to keep kids off drugs. Kids, meanwhile, were fascinated by this lurid tale of drugs and sex. It was regarded in my middle school as something like porn that we were actually allowed to access: grown-up and a little scary, but in the…

+1 for Team JoJo. People who attempt to clapback with Bible verses are gross. It just tells me you’re a coward who hides behind you’re cherry-picked religious text and use it to justify your shitty behavior.

Yeah I don’t get it either. I mean, he’s been called “a real-life Tony Stark”, but Stark / Robert Downey Jr is... handsome? Whereas he’s a dork?

Is this guys dick magic or is it really just the money? I’ve seen interviews and press conferences of Musk for years and he has zero sex appeal.   Do all these ladies want horses?

Why is this asshole still walking free? Finish that investigation and come get this dude already. Be nice to have a few years I didn’t have to see him in headlines.

It’s even harder to understand how people vote for him.

This was exactly my first thought: finally the GOP has reached Peak Projection. Matt Gaetz looks like my grandpa’s big toe. 

When are the Feds going to prosecute this turd?  What is taking so long?

you don’t know any women do you?

1 in 50  pregnancies are ectopic. (per the March of Dimes) We know that in Ohio alone at least 52 girls under 14 are raped and impregnated. None of these are rare enough to support your thesis.

Here we see an extremely common deflection technique used by a lot of pundits and politicians of Matt Gaetz’s ilk. He’s been told he looks like a thumb on twitter hundreds of times, so he then re-uses that insult on women to make himself feel better.

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

Who gets buried at a golf course!!??  Is this some kind of trumpian tax dodge? Did the orange one use her for fertilizer?